There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Do plants get herpes?
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