I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize
