Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
