i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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