There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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