the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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