this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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