Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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