Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This girl is more easily done than said...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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