You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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