Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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