if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
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okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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