tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Houston, we have a blender
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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