A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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