you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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