thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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