Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I think your dad took our porno
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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