she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
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That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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