Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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