i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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