Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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