Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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