why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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