This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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