i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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