if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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