i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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