A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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