I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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