Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Everything about him screamed your future.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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