The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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