I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
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fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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