i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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