no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Blood and glitter go together right?
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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