my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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