She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
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