Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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