Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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