Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Quick, to the slutcave!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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