you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Life is so much better after having sex.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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