highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize