Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
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LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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