can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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