i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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