I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
i drank out of a bidet.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
