So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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