Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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