i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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