dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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