We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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