i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
