Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
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My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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