i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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