I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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