U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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