And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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