OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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