I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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