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(805): View more from California

singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful

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(314): View more from Missouri

He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?

(1-314): View more from Missouri

No. Take one for the team.

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(410): View more from Maryland

She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with

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(512): View more from Texas

She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers

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(541): View more from Oregon

I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.

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(561): View more from Florida

They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night

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