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• (434): View more from Virginia

  question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"

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  Olive Garden will never be the same.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on

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  The 23 Worst Things That Have Happened After a One Night Stand

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• (914): View more from New York

  I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.

  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  YOUR STATE IS STUPID

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  Did you miss a turn again?

  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.

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