Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
where does the pee come out of this thing
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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