Will you blow on my dice?
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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